She walked across the room towards me.

With a figure like hers, it should be illegal
to wear that white form-fitting white dress.  It
almost looked like it was elasticised. I already
wanted to have sex with her and she was still
twenty feet away.

*
She came up to the bar and kissed me on
the lips, a kiss that would make you want
to follow her across Europe.

Sofia is her name,she said: I’m not angry with you, darling,
I just want you to be able to relax in your own home.

*
She said:

“I JUST WANT YOUT TO BE YOURSELF – A REAL ASSHOLE!”

*

I say: “You mean you want me to relax?
Is that it?”

She says: “Yes, darling, don’t feel you have
to hide anything from me. I already
know you extremely well.”

I say:    ” So you want me to relax?”

*

She says as she smiles sweetly:

“I JUST WANT YOU TO BE YOURSELF.”

*

She snickered as she walked away, back across the
room on the red rug, teetering a bit on high heels,
balancing her martini.

***

W.G. Milne