PRACTICAL TIME TRAVEL

THE HINT HALF GUESSED,THE GIFT HALF UNDERSTOOD, IS INCARNATION

“For most of us, there is only the unattended
Moment, the movement in and out of time,
The distraction fit, lost in a shaft of sunlight,
The wild thyme unseen, or the winter lightning
Or the waterfall, or music heard so deeply
That it is not heard at all…”               T.S. Eliot

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“The future is a faded song.”
                                                   Krisna  

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“You know you might find a new country,
You know you might find a new country.
One step forward might take you back
To me.”
                                                John Rock

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“Missing me one place, search another,
  I stop somewhere waiting for you.”
                                  Leaves of Grass

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  “Cleave a piece of wood, I am there.
  Lift up a stone and you shall find me there.”
                                 The Gospel of Thomas

 

         We all come from different environments. Different

journeys have brought us to this one place we are
right now – conscious, half-conscious, unconscious or otherwise…

Some of us might be asleep and we have
come here in a dream. It matters not.  We, all of us,
are living in the dream time.

And yet we are right here, so we are
interconnected. I have come to this place through a
process of free association, as quoted above. I don’t
wish to make any arguments or make any
explanations.
This process of free association – from
one image to another, from one symbol to another –
this is the true time travel.
           The greatest frontier, the final
frontier is the land within.  Don’t be
discouraged when I say this. The land
within is vast and endless and as free
as you yourself let it be.
           There are distant beaches and
seven seas – right here. Here mind meets
mind, and we can hear what has been

said across the centuries. Here we
can hear what has been said.
           (Without the limiting lies
that have been spoken to control us.)
            Here we can travel between
the galaxies.

(C)2014 by W.G. Milne

YOUR THEORY IS CRAZY, BUT IT’S NOT CRAZY ENOUGH TO BE TRUE!

FUN WITH BOHR

Plus a little Steinham

The truth is – the closer you look at “REALITY”, the stranger

it gets… the stranger it looks! Look at cholesterol through an electron microscope, it looks like a wondrous jewel!

Even to make a statement about God is presumptious. Opinions are like assholes – everybody has one. It’s experiences that count.

My interpretation of an experience I have might be wonky – off to the left or off to the right. But ‘my experience is true for me’. It’s said,

“Everything is subjective.” I don’t really see it that way. You can just as easily say, “Everything is objective.” But that’s not exactly true, either.

You can just as easily say, “Both statements are true.” The way I tend to see it is: “Sooner or later subjective=objective.” But let’s not try to be too logical here.  Because, sooner or later. ‘logic’, like the law’ is an ass.

          Logic is way too limiting for what we’re approaching here. The foundation for our mind in the 21st century is quantum mechanics. It’s a wild and crazy place to be, but who wants it any other way?

Enter Niels Bohr, a mind that has seen the new world and danced in it.

YOUR THEORY IS CRAZY, BUT IT’S NOT CRAZY ENOUGH TO BE TRUE!

Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real.*************************
Niels Bohr

The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth.***********************
Niels Bohr

No, no, you’re not thinking; you’re just being logical.***************************
Niels Bohr

When it comes to atoms, language can be used only as in poetry. The poet, too, is not nearly so concerned with describing facts as with creating images.***********************
Niels Bohr

                        

YOUR THEORY IS CRAZY, BUT IT’S NOT CRAZY ENOUGH TO BE TRUE!

 WISDOM BEGINS IN WONDER

Your theory is crazy, but it’s not crazy enough to be true.

Niels Bohr

If anybody says he can think about quantum physics without getting giddy, that only shows he has not understood the first thing about them.*******************************

Niels Bohr

If quantum mechanics hasn’t profoundly shocked you, you haven’t understood it yet***************.

Niels Bohr

                          ********    FUN WITH BOHR ********
 
 
Power can be taken but never given.
The process of taking it is empowerment itself.

*Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious. We have only to imagine how differently we would be described – and will be, after our deaths – by each of the family members who believe they know us.
Gloria Steinem


YOUR THEORY IS CRAZY, BUT IT’S NOT CRAZY ENOUGH TO BE TRUE.
 This article has fallen together in an incoherent way, but maybe this
is appropriate.

MY GAME AND HOW I PAY IT – SCHOOL FOR MYSTICS

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

MY GAME AND HOW I PLAY IT – SCHOOL FOR MYSTICS

ORIENTATION FOR MYSTICAL ENDEAVOUR:

(1)   To enter into the forest or some place of natural
beauty.

(2)  Find a place there, a place that
emanates home & power & kind welcome.

(3)  Sit in this place and let my feelings enter into
the ground, to feel the earth and smooth rock
of the Laurentian Shield….To place my hand flat
upon the rock and  feel the memory of the rock for
at least 500 feet beneath my hand, to enter into the earth
with my heart and soul and mind. And to let the
earth enter into me.

(4) To feel the dawn slowly rise, to feel its warmth
rise within me, to feel the dawn within me.

(5)  to say a prayer to God and the gods of the place,
to ask for strength from the guardian spirits,
to hail the saints and bodhisattvas, whose consciousness
envelops the earth, surrounds our mother planet
as the atmosphere surrounds her, to surround our globe
just as the atmosphere surrounds us, and as
part of the atmosphere.

(6) To see the moon rise and to let the light of the moon
slowly grow and glow withing me

(&) To be an atom and a crucible and  and an empty
vessel for the All and the conscious speaking of
the mother and the father God…

This is a good beginning.
For the first day.

The School For Mystics, (C) 2014 by W.G. Milne

FLIES! FLIES! NO WAY OUT! WAIT-A-BIT!

Monday, November 11, 2013

FLIES! FLIES! NO WAY OUT! WAIT-A-BIT! SANTA’S WILDERNESS GUIDE

WAIT-A-BIT!
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          FLIES! 

                        FLIES!       

                                           NO WAY OUT!

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MOONSHINE SKETCHES OF A PICKLED TOWN

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         LIGHTHEARTED TALES OF ISOLATION AND PANIC

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FLIES!
FLIES!

NO WAY OUT!

(After this story there is:     a pencil and ink   caricature by artist Ernie Taylor (North Bay, Ontario)…. Whenever I wrote a strange story, Ernie would catch it. He loved to capture the `mad act`.
           My first article for the Talk of the Town Press  was:“ROVING REPORTER DISCOVERS FLIES” This story drew Ernie`s attention immediately. A line like – 

         “Your Roving Reporter has ascertained that Flies do indeed exist outside the civilized areas.”      

It appealed to Ernie’s sense of the absurd.         
 

                                       

                
           Yes, I made a play on words with Stephen Leacock’s

        “Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town.”. But that’s where the 
         resemblance ends  – I am working under far more savage and 
          extreme conditions  than Leacock ever wrote about.
                    You don’t have to feel sorry for the animals
        around here – because the animals WILL KILL

you – not just the polar bears and the menacing
150 pound weasels.Or the wolves howling all around us…

Here even the domesticated animals try to kill you…it’s
         unnerving to take a dump outside.      
                  The huskies almost bite your ass when you have a shit!
         They catch and swallow the turds before they hit the ground
          (but you don’t need to know that.) Yet I can’t help but wonder
           about other body parts I could be missing…

              Here, even the DOMESTICATED animals

      can mean trouble.   
         
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Flies!  Flies!  And no way out!
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       Now I`ve moved farther north. Here in the CANADIAN Northwest Territories, you can`t  tie up your horse outside for longer than an hour in fly season… If you stay in a bar too long and your horse is tethered outside, one of two things can happen by the time your return….

          (1) Your horse has gone mad and he won`t let you near him… every time you draw near he tries to bite you – and there`s no way you can ride him. In his own crazy, eyeball-rolling way the horse is dead serious about hating you… and he won`t change his opinion about you for years.

          (2) you`ll notice you can see his ribs now,when you never could before. That`s because the clouds of carnivorous insects have been eating his tender bits – and now they`re thinking of burroughing (ok, burrowing) thru his hide to start devouring his internal organs…
         You can be sure his ass hole will mostly have been eaten out so it is almost beyond repair… this will not have a calming effect on your horse, and it is likely he will hate you for as long as he lives.     I leave my smokey burrow and and go outside to talk to the fool. I don`t like being outside at this time of day, but – after all, I`m the reason he`s up here, so it`s only fair that I talk to him….                                              …    

I can see in his eyes that he`s  a long way from sober… 
He`s getting that “step n`a lurch” tourists get around here. It`s easy to spot…   

        (Bertie`s walking past:  “Hey, Bertie remember that tourist 
we had a few years back?”       

        Bertie: “Sure do… Nice fella…. Didn`t say much tho… 
Funny the way he ran after that plane!”                                                                                          

“Sure was,” Nice to talk to Bertie.Don`t see him much anymore… 
To tell the truth, I  thought he was dead.)

I go real quick over the lane to talk to the man.   It`s obvious his horse is distress…   “Distress” is PUTTING IT MILDLY”

                                                                      “Your best plan is to shoot him quickly and use his body for food!” I say,

       just trying to help.                                               

        Fella whirls around on one heel and stares off at me as if I`M in the distance when I`m only ten feet away. Peers in my direction like he`s never seen a man in a hat  before.                                                                                             

           He says,”WHAT?”  He`s looking off to the south trying to see the plane. The Plane`s been gone for hours. Won`t see a plane for weeks now, maybe months. Well, OK we won’t see a plane for a quarter of a year.                                                                   
       I SAY: “You`re going to need the food for survival in these parts. And nothing stands still here for long…” Just as I say this, a dog goes running past us down the street like ten children are throwing rocks at him. And they say God doesn`t have a sense of humour.     Well. nobody  says that up here. Up here everybody knows God has a sense of humour… Just… not a very pleasant sense of humour…     This  guy. He keeps staring at me like he has never seen a hat before, keeps trying to reach up under the screenings…. I swat his hand away and kick his leg a light one.                      

             “WHAT?” he shouts at me again                                     
   S’pose he`s been down to Artie`s Grill That`s the only place you can get liquor around here. And the man hasn`t had time to make his own.                                              
              I say: “YOU`RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHOOT THAT HORSE!”                                                                                
           “WHAT!” he shouts at me. He`s not asking questions now.
Now he`s getting rude. And he`s standing there unarmed.. He`s sort of a big fella, but I was big when I first came up here,too…”                                                                             

 I SAY: “The horses can`t stay out long this time of year…Usually they just run up and down the street a few times and peel right back into the barn. Then we lock the barn door tight.”  He`s walking up close to me now.                                             

               “What do you mean this time of year?” he asks…                                  
               “I mean the summer!” It doesn`t last  long but it`s NASTY, LONG AS IT LASTS!”

                          “Looking for a man called WILCOX!”he says.

                           “You mean HENRY Wilcox?” I ask.     

“I MEAN ANY KIND OF FUCKIN` WILCOX AT ALL!”                   

                           “Ha! Ha!, Well, you came to the right place!  I`m Frank Wilcox. Henry was my uncle.”
                    “WAS?” WAS? Did you say, WAS your Uncle? YOU MEAN I JUST CAME 5,000 MILES TO SEE A DEAD MAN?`”
               Yeah, that`s right. But don` be blaming me about Henry. S`ǹot my fault he`s dead… you can`t just go runnin`off across the muskeg around here! It looks like a field, I know, but it`s got HOLES in it… Just watch the moose they don`t stay on top long…. Course you won`t see a moose this month…”                                                    

                  Once again he made a grab for my hat….kicked him harder this time closer to the knee….This one `hurt-a-bit`! 

“Har! Har” I laugh

              In Jamaica they got a town called “Wait-a-bit?” but that`s a different story….   ……  ……  Sure as hell wish I was in Jamaica now…. It`s hotter here —- and you can`t get a beer to save your life…

              “DON`T GRAB AT MY HAT AGAIN!”                        i`m taller than this fool when I stand up straight, and you better believe I can choke the life out of him…. God knows, I`ve had enough practice! It`s just not smart to stand up straight around here – you make a better target…                                                             

               HE SAYS: “You kick me one more time, I`ll rip your nose off!! Right off your face… that`s if you have a nose!!! Under all that screen shit.     COME `ERE! I WANT TO GET A LOOK AT YOU”“
                 Artie`s laughing so hard he`s rolling in the dirt… 3 legged dog keeps sniffin’ at him…
                 “WHERE YOU FROM, ASSHOLE?”
                   “Maryland…”                 

                 “”“YOU DON`T TOUCH MY HAT!  Takes too long to strap it on! Those screens are real important to me. I`ll tie em up when we get inside… Artie`s buying us a drink.”                                    

I say:  Artie, get up! You look like you`re enjoying  what that dog`s doing to ya!!”…… a little too much!”

            We go inside and I get Artie to unsnap the back of my hat where it tightens around the neck… I hang the hat from a hook in the ceiling…. don`t have to reach too high for the hook. Ceiling`s only 4 inches above the top of my head
when I`m crouching…. which I do these days pretty much all the time….             

You get used to walking in a crouch… ask anybody who“s been in the 
army for about 4 years, where people are shootin’ at yer head.

            Now that I got my hat off and the tourist can see my face —- it`s too dark in Artie`s to see yer face…( I can write good English, but not always)
            It`s cool in Artie`s Bar because it`s dug in the ground…like every other fuckin place around here….after the Joint Canadian-American cruise missile tests… and that dumb NUK   (I mean CAN-NUK )-  I`m not being racist, not that anybody`d notice around here… nobody gives a fuck and I tell ya…after smoking your skin a foot from a wood stove 10 months a year… nobody can tell what colour your skin is  anyway… cause it`s too dark to see anywhere you can relax   enough to have a drink…..after all, there`s only Artie`s.
             This guy`s name is Hank and he`s not a bad guy – he`s  going to have to learn some manners…. He just took the oil lamp off the bar and shone it in my face….nearly blinded me:

        “Relax, just want to see what you look like…see if you`re half mad or if you`ve gone all the way.”    Artie laughs: “Oh, he`s gone all the way.. All the way and back!

All the way round the moon —— only the dogs up here understand him cause they sing together.”         

“SHUT UP, ARTIE!”   It`s nice to see him – just not that nice!            
                 ” So what were you trying to tell me about my horse?” the tourist asks me.
                   I was saying….   “YOU`RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHOOT THAT HORSE!….”
      Artie`ll lend you a rifle and sell you a bullet.”

           Artie pours us all a double shot of moonshine mixed with water, berry juice and syrup from farther south, flown up from NORMAN WELLS… 

                “OK, listen to me now,” I tell the new tourist.     “You`ll likely be spending the winter here, because people don`t like cruelty to animals in these parts, 
so no one is going to give you a ride south….”
                ” Not that there are any rides south —- unless you can paddle 2000 miles up river….”     
                 “Ha! Ha!” Me and Artie laugh.                                                                                
                  I say: “After all, you`ve just lost your transportation. You`d better shoot him fast  before he runs off into a lake somewhere and stands up to his neck in water for days, 
like the deer do.”

(Every once in a while you`ll see a deer duck his head under the water to get the flies off. He`ll stand there in the lake up to  his chin in water with his eyes closed and he won`t move.

It`s hard to see em after a while – look just like a stump.)

 I say: “No, your best plan is to shoot him quick before he gets in too deep and then you`ll never catch him. But first you`re going to have to dig some holes – at least four feet deep, so they`re below the frost line. And don`t you put more than 20 pounds of horse meat in any one hole.” Jesus Christ!  I’m trying to help…
            “Good God, you`re kidding!” he shouts, scratching all the while, and insisting on scratching repeatedly in several unattractive places….

                     After a while you see newcomers do a dance, hopping from one leg to another – rather like a young child who has shit himself.

           “I only wish I was kidding,” I say to him, giving him a sympathetic nod and trying not to laugh. Two hours ago, he`s noticed I have a big screened hat on my head – I look like a beekeeper, only crazier and more extreme,

(Talking now about when me and the tourist first met)    
      I say:“We got flies and biting insects up here that make bees look cuddly and friendly – sometimes they  even look like they can keep your warm.”

         “Better have another drink…” I tell the poor man. I remember when the realization first hit me – and I`m not talking about any spiritual Awakening…The  spiritual awakening you have up here is: “I’M FUCKED!” – I mean well and truly fucked.  Not fucked by a woman …not good fucked  (Yeah we still have women up here, if you know where to dig deep enough)
               “DIG deep enough?”  he looks at me askance, as if I`ve offended womankind. He`s worried about this is he? The poor little fruit?  Jesus Christ! He`d better go somewhere else and flap his hands at the end of those limp wrists he has…    (OOOOooo, I`m feeling the 200 proof, that`s good.  Nothing like drinking out of a tin cup to really taste the stuff!)

There`s class and there`s class and up here this is class!

“Hey, Artie, fire a blast at Jeremiah! ( I mean a blast of sound —- bullets are too expensive to waste…. and we really need em in the dead of winter…”) I guess I’m talking out loud because…
             “When`s the dead of winter?”  the Tourist asks.
             “Shit! Was I speaking out loud?”I’m wondering again.

“Sure wuz,” says Artie…. I stare at him like it`s the first time 
I`ve ever seen him.  I can`t remember ever hearing him talk… before.”

               “OK, Mary`s Land”…

                        “The LIKKER`S STARTING TO TAKE EFFECT —— that means hallucinations —— I like it when it happens – I think it`s an added attraction, but.l… it takes a little  getting used to…. the rules is – DON`T SHOOT ANYTHING UNLESS IT MOVES REAL FAST!”I say…

             “I don`t have a gun,” says Hank.
              “HEY, ARTIE, GET THE MAN A GUN!”

            He`s gonna need a gun soon as he starts seeing things…Or needs to take a shit. We all start to laugh.   I lean over and say to Hank – “The outhouses aren`t the safest places around here, either.  You really do have to take a gun when you have to go for a shit!”
               “Artie, you`ll have to show him how to shoot!”  Artie whips a twelve gauge shotgun out from under his smock and blows the horns clean off one of the mooseheads by the door.
              I didn`t think Artie could see that far – twelve feet! Har! Har!…. I just saw somethin skitter real fast across the bar… I blast it`s head off  quick like lightning with my no stock sawed-off single-shot boit action 303. I keep it as a convenience under my right arm….I` feel naked without it; hell, I can`t walk straight  without it.                                                  

                 (I probably can`t even relax and take a shit without it resting there under my arm, but you don`t need to know that)… 
               …None of that pistol in the pants bullshit we used to see on TV… when we had TV….before that Canadian flyboy blew  the jail and mayor`s office, the A&P and our Arctic version of the Dixie Chicks right off the face of the map and incinerated 4 fifths of the town in .036th of a second.
                Hank has been flown up to WAIT-ABIT! from New York… to manage the local newspaper, ” THE Wait-A-BIT BANGER”…  He  needed a big  break from His  New York City bad habits, his two wives and the vicious, monstrously sexy back-up  chick singer of QUEER TIME FUCK (an acoustic non-electric folk band…) like Peter, Paul and Mary smoking crystal meth “ICE MARY”
is the new TITLE they chose for the band.)
            A sea-plane lands him and for the first time in 20 years he HEARS utter,
 mind-boggling SILENCE… (Oh makes yer head throb, dog) … He walks up from the wharf…    The sun is eye-blinding silver bright… for two hundred American dollars he is given  the reins of a skittish horse 
for two days…. horse takes one whiff of Hank’s…deoderant 
and shriek-whinnies, quadra-screams!” 
            OUCH! My headache!
            Hank’s knees quiver a bit..Now the boys save him & have him in Artie’s… Hank’s been listening and scribling down notes to the monstrous tales he’s hearing…..

       ” I MISS THOSE GIRLS !!!.”wails Artie and goes outside crying to have a piss.

       “Fuck! Did that really happen?” Hank`s starting to scribble in a notebook…. 

Frank thinks, He watches him for a while, thinks:  “I used to scribble in Notebooks, too… it`s nice to see some fool at work –  scribbling  like the idiot I used to be.”                 
               
             ” Oh, it happened all right, and that`s  not all that happened…” After all the corrugated cement buildings turned to powder, the Beasts moved back in. The lowlands here were always the Wolverines` home.

           “By the way, how` you manage to have yourself dropped off  by a plane that lands here once every quarter year?” Frank, the man in the beekeeper  hat  asked.

            “WILCOX hired me as a reporter!” Hank shouts.….  That stuns Artie and me into silence… it takes a long time for us to digest the absurdity of it all and the unbalanced strangely tilted technicolour beauty of living in a world ruled by the smiling Trickster God —-

            The Trickster  clearly has gotten us all by the cosmic/comic  balls

“You were to be my replacement,” Franks says: “But Uncle Henry`s  dead… he ran off into the bush with a hard-on. God knows what he was chasing…  They found his boots and his Walkman,that was all.The same song was playing over and over again…and we hope the song had nothing to do with his death.”                     

                   The moonshine booze was obviously finding a place in  Hank… 
On impulse he rubbed his hands over the wood stove until his hands were pitch black, then he smeared his hands over his face and the back of his neck and in the crack of his ass and he rubbed more of the soot on his balls….                                          “We`ve got women who will do that for you!” said Artie 
                   
                    The rest of the crowd in the bar, all eight men of them… fell to their knees and started to laugh… with mad shrieks at Artie’s last sentence.              

      “It might have been something I said,” Frank mentions:” I told him smoke is the only effective fly repellant in the area, especially when you mix the soot with skunk piss. But then there is always the chance a huge weasel will wait for you in your deep-dug- human-home (in the army it`s called a foxhole)….. and  mount you when you enter in the dark.”

              “And you don`t always have to be covered in skunk piss,” Artie says.”If you`re lucky  you will have passed out drunk , before the animal has it`s way with you.”

                        Artie knows. It`s happened twice to Artie. The first time he was 
passed out drunk, the second time, not so much…

           “They tell me, if you happen to be sober at the time, the nightmares persist for many years,” Artie says.


                                        When the missile struck, we were fortunate. It was summer and the people leave any way they can. There were only forty-six of us left in town. Now there’s 16, but this is different.
                     The rest of them ran away…. WE shouldn`t  be here now either.  when that MAD FOOL CANNUCK with a bad finger twitch and good aim destroyed all the CEMENT BUILDINGS IN THE AREA! Not to mention a third of the population… 

                The LOWLANDS ARE NO PLACE FOR THE DAY PEOPLE….    

  
        Frank is thinking out loud:           ”  I never used to wear a watch in the south, but now I have a large timepiece with several timezones on it, just in case I get lost…I always make sure I’m wearing my enlarged and reinforced beekeepers screens on at least two hours before sunset.”
                                                    ” i`M NOT KIDDING, I tell him. We have creatures up here that can dig better than we can, and they can smell raw meat a mile off. That`s why you have to chop up your horse into so many pieces. You have to assume the beasts will get at least half of them, or more….”

                                                “Beasts?” What do you mean beasts? What kind of beasts?”Hank asks with alarm. There”s  a definite quaver in his voice  now. This means  he’s beginning to catch on.

           “The white men call them, “wolverenes.” Freank reads to Hanks across the bunker. The Indians have  a different name for them – it`s a long gutteral  series of phrases they have developed over thousands of years of horrifying, terrible experiences that never ends.”
      

           “WELL, TRANSLATE WHAT YOU CAN…. PLEASE!” Hank begs, beginning to see that this was no joke.


        “They call them the devil….”  Franks speaks out loud: ” The Devil with smart red eyes who hates us and eats all our food and makes
us run in terror until we cry; the beasts who make us
hide in the rocks or climb to the tops of trees; the beast who
gives no peace, who goes for the balls when he fights….”

                  “The beasts who makes him run, the 2000 pound bear,

the beast with piss like a skunk’s, who tracks us when we
run, the beast who eats our young as he smiles at us,
the beast whose home this is….”
             “The beast with the ancient mind; the red-eyed beast
with the the fast pointed nose, the beast with long teeth who hates us…

                 the beast whose home this is  is.. The beast who plays with our pain, the testicle eater. The Devil who KNOWS OUR minds…..destroys all homes…..”

     

              When dusk comes I`m not going to have to tell him to dig a hole.

zappadat:
MOONSHINE SKETCHES OF A PICKLED TOWN

3 comments: PHOTO below by KRISTA GEDEN

  1. In a way this should be the opening chapter!,,, FUNNY!

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